Our fellow TPA cohorts at Whosplayin, have an interesting spotting of the elusive fart fairy. In case you were unaware, if you have well water in the Barnett Shale drilling area of Texas, these magical creatures can just come around whenever they please and fart in your drinking water! After all, how else could it possibly be set on fire when coming out of your tap?
These brownie-esque creatures have recently been spotted in Parker County, leaving their odors wherever they see fit, even near the clean gas drilling wells!
When asked to comment during a recent stop in Mineral Wells, Santa Claus denied rumors of these so called fair fairies. "Fairies? That is crazy talk. Next thing you know, these people 'round here will be blaming the local gas drilling companies for their problems."
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