Rick Perry's Lies

I decided I wasn't going to blog for a while, but I think I will just throw things on here every now and again (I know it's an addiction). As many people know, our esteemed Governor Rick Perry spends our tax money on a mega mansion, rather than living in a trailer like most people would do during their home repairs. So I bring to you a new song I wrote. Sing it to the tune of Owl City's Fireflies.

 

You would not believe your eyes

That Rick Perry spreads his lies

About how he just doesn't spend

 

He's got a big ol' house

With full bar to get soused

He spends 10 thousand on the rent

 

He's got lots of rooms in there

And many just for his hair

It takes a lot of time to primp and preen

 

I'd like to make myself believe

That Rick Perry spends slowly

It's hard to see that he is really a conservative today

But everything is never as it seems

 

700 dollar clothes rack

A private chef to make a snack

That heated pool is just really warm

 

A thousand bucks for drapes

A butler to peel some grapes

18 grand to buff the dirty floor

 

I'd like to make myself believe

That Rick Perry spends slowly

It's hard to see that he is really a conservative today

But everything is never as it seems