Sunday, April 4, 2010

Peeps Make Sweeping Endorsements Of Texas Democrats

In honor of Easter, Marshmallow Peeps have released their latest round of endorsements in the 2010 elections.


Normally 700 million Peeps are eaten every year. But Peeps in Texas hide out in smoky back rooms and have been making political endorsements since 2006 on Burnt Orange Report. Halloween Peeps admittedly have gotten it wrong twice, by endorsing Kinky Friedman and Tom Schieiffer for Governor. But we're hoping Easter Peeps get it right this time, by endorsing the entire 2010 Texas Democratic slate.

Peeps aren't so sure about the LaRouche candidate in Congressional District 22. Kesha Rogers has been known to want Peeps impeached. But Peeps pretty much like everyone else.

Happy Easter everyone!


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