GOP Chair To Kick It Mad Freestyle

New RNC Chairman Michael Steele is telling his GOP colleagues to kiss his black behind. Realizing his party is heading down the toilet, he is coming up with new ways to get new voters.

 

Steele has already been quoted as saying he would like the GOP to be more inclusive to LGBT people. Now, he wants it to bring in the urban young voters it so desperately lacks. His new campaign will be, and we quote, "off the hook". He wishes to go beyond the "cutting edge" that Democrats are doing and even target "one armed midgets". No lie. He said that. We kind of doubt disabled little people would vote Republican, but you never know.

 

Steele, a former Lt. Governor of Maryland, is a rising star in the Republican Party. But we think after this attempt to earn more street cred, the GOP establishment may very well send him packing. Don't get "too black" or they don't want anything to do with you.

 

But it the interest of fairness and bipartisanship, we have a rap that Steele is free to use to attract some homeys for a nominal writer's fee.

 

The G O P wanna make mon-ey

Rock your ice and your bling

Then sip on your tea

 

We don't like the chronic

We're a plague like bubonic

If you roll with us, you won't need that job at Sonic

 

Republicans be that clique for the best

but if you are too black, we might end up too messed

in the pants, polyester, nobody do it better

 

Bristol Palin is the bomb

and might be the mom

of that baby that you bringin'

but Sarah isn't singin'

 

Strip yo baby and yo mama

Ignore Barack Obama

Republicans get rid of all that drama

 

We can hold it down

G O P diss that frown

What is all that fuss if urban kids vote with us?

 

Midgets! Yeahhh! 2009 keepin' it real! Peace! We out!